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 hahaha...i know...i forgot to tell you in my last email too. and yes sumtimes my answer does change.
 Your dad sold 2 cars over the weekend. i actually got stuck workin on Sunday....it was actually busy.(for me anyways cuz everyone wanted to finance a car)
 He sold the 2000 Kia Sephia and the 2000 Ford Ranger (yes again...and for a bit more money).
 He was here this morning and I told him already dear.
 
 your panoramics are cumin....i've been a bad girl...i haven't taken them yet.
    
 -----Original Message-----
 From: kosskesh@bassmotorsports.com
 To: csufgurl@aol.com
 Sent: Mon, 12 Feb 2007 4:38 PM
 Subject: Re: idiots
 
  oh i almost forgot to axe you,,, (it ever changes...haha) any action over the weekend?? 
 & where the hell are my panoramics? 
 
 Quoting csufgurl@aol.com: 
 
 > aaaaaaahh...i'm sorry to hear that. what's wrong dear? the bug bit > you again or never completely went away? 
 > take care of yourself! 
 > I am ok...not feelin all that great as well. 
 > i asked Norman last Friday for checks so i started the "process" > allready dear. i'm trying to act proactively these days. 
 > panoramics to follow....where are mine? hahaha :-) 
 > 
 > -----Original Message----- 
 > From: kosskesh@bassmotorsports.com 
 > To: csufgurl@aol.com 
 > Sent: Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:57 AM 
 > Subject: Re: idiots 
 > 
 > feel like shit again,,,gettin sick 
 > how are you? 
 > tell norm to start the process of checks please cuz we be needin sum! 
 > oh and where are my panoramics? 
 > 
 > Quoting csufgurl@aol.com: 
 > 
 > > i accidently sent the last email when i wasn't done writing > > yet....hahaha :-) 
 > > anyways...how are you gg? hope well! 
 > > 
 > > -----Original Message----- 
 > > From: kosskesh@bassmotorsports.com 
 > > To: csufgurl@aol.com 
 > > Sent: Sun, 11 Feb 2007 7:22 PM 
 > > Subject: Re: idiots 
 > > 
 > > hahah,,,very good one 
 > > i thought foe show i would see a few about your fellow employees > or > employer! 
 > > 
 > > Quoting csufgurl@aol.com: 
 > > 
 > > > 
 > > > 
 > > > Number One Idiot of 2006 
 > > >> 
 > > >> I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at 
 > > > the 
 > > >> poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because 
 > > > she 
 > > >> caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that 
 > > > the 
 > > >> ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter 
 > > > into 
 > > >> the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation 
 > > > happened 
 > > >> to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order 
 > > > to 
 > > >> kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the 
 > > >> emergency room right away. 
 > > >> 
 > > >> Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. 
 > > >> 
 > > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
 > > >>> Number Two Idiot of 2006 
 > > >> 
 > > >> Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to 
 > > > steal a 
 > > >> life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it 
 > > > out of 
 > > >> the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the 
 > > > river, 
 > > >> they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned 
 > > > out 
 > > >> that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that 
 > > >> activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at 
 > > >> Boeing. 
 > > >> 
 > > >> Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run. 
 > > >> 
 > > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
 > > >> 
 > > >> Number Three Idiot of 2006 
 > > >> 
 > > >> A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the 
 > > > Branch 
 > > >> and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While 
 > > >> standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to 
 > > >> worry that smeone had seen him write the note and might call the 
 > > > police 
 > > >> before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America 
 > > > and 
 > > >> crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. 
 > > >> 
 > > >> After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells 
 > > > Fargo 
 > > >> teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he 
 > > > wasn't 
 > > >> the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept 
 > > > his 
 > > >> stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip 
 > > > and 
 > > >> that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or 
 > > > go 
 > > >> back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 
 > > > "OK" and 
 > > >> left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line 
 > > > back 
 > > >> at Bank of America. 
 > > >> 
 > > >> Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it 
 > > > anyway. 
 > > >> 
 > > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
 > > > &t; 
 > > >> Number Four Idiot of 2006 
 > > >> 
 > > >> A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that 
 > > > measured 
 > > >> his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in 
 > > > the 
 > > >> mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he 
 > > > sent 
 > > >> the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he 
 > > > received 
 > > >> a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time 
 > > > of 
 > > >> handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40. 
 > > >> 
 > > >> Smartass... but you still get a sign 
 > > >> 
 > > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
 > > >> 
 > > >> Number Five Idiot of 2006 
 > > >> 
 > > >> A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded 
 > > > all of 
 > > >> the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a 
 > > > bag, 
 > > >> the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the 
 > > >> counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag a 
 > > > well, 
 > > >> but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are 
 > > > over 
 > > >> 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it 
 > > > to him 
 > > >> because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his 
 > > >> driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The 
 > > > clerk 
 > > >> looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she 
 > > > put the 
 > > >> Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. 
 > > > The 
 > > >> cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of 
 > > > the 
 > > >> robber that she got off the license. They arrested the robber two 
 > > > hours 
 > > >> later. 
 > > >> 
 > > >> This guy definitely needs a sign. 
 > > >> 
 > > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
 > > >> 
 > > >> Idiot Number Six of 2006 
 > > >> 
 > > >> A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving 
 > > >> revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner 
 > > > moved, 
 > > >> the startled first bandit shot him. 
 > > >> 
 > > >> This guy doesn't even deserve a sign 
 > > >> 
 > > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
 > > >> 
 > > >> Idiot Number Seven of 2006 
 > > >> 
 > > >> Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided 
 > > > that 
 > > >> he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab 
 > > > some 
 > > >> booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his 
 > > > head 
 > > >> at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him 
 > > > unconscious. 
 > > >> 
 > > >> It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole 
 > > >> event was caught on videotape. Yep, here's your sign. 
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<div>hahaha...i know...i forgot to tell you in my last email too. and yes sumtimes my answer does change.<br>
Your dad sold 2 cars over the weekend. i actually got stuck workin on Sunday....it was actually busy.(for me anyways cuz everyone wanted to finance a car)<br>
He sold the 2000 Kia Sephia and the 2000 Ford Ranger (yes again...and for a bit more money).<br>
He was here this morning and I told him already dear.<br>
<br>
your panoramics are cumin....i've been a bad girl...i haven't taken them yet.<br>
</div>

<div>&nbsp;</div>
&nbsp;<br>
-----Original Message-----<br>
From: kosskesh@bassmotorsports.com<br>
To: csufgurl@aol.com<br>
Sent: Mon, 12 Feb 2007 4:38 PM<br>
Subject: Re: idiots<br>
<br>






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oh i almost forgot to axe you,,, (it ever changes...haha)  any action over the weekend??&nbsp;<br>

&amp; where the hell are my panoramics?&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp;<br>


Quoting <a href='javascript:parent.ComposeTo("csufgurl%40aol.com", "");'>csufgurl@aol.com</a>:&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  aaaaaaahh...i'm sorry to hear that. what's wrong dear? the bug bit  &gt; you again or never completely went away?&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  take care of yourself!&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  I am ok...not feelin all that great as well.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  i asked Norman last Friday for checks so i started the "process"  &gt; allready dear. i'm trying to act proactively these days.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  panoramics to follow....where are mine? hahaha :-)&nbsp;<br>

&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  -----Original Message-----&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  From: <a href='javascript:parent.ComposeTo("kosskesh%40bassmotorsports.com", "");'>kosskesh@bassmotorsports.com</a>&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  To: <a href='javascript:parent.ComposeTo("csufgurl%40aol.com", "");'>csufgurl@aol.com</a>&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  Sent: Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:57 AM&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  Subject: Re: idiots&nbsp;<br>

&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;   feel like shit again,,,gettin sick&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  how are you?&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  tell norm to start the process of checks please cuz we be needin sum!&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  oh and where are my panoramics?&nbsp;<br>

&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  Quoting <a href='javascript:parent.ComposeTo("csufgurl%40aol.com", "");'>csufgurl@aol.com</a>:&nbsp;<br>

&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; i accidently sent the last email when i wasn't done writing &gt;  &gt; yet....hahaha :-)&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; anyways...how are you gg? hope well!&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; -----Original Message-----&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; From: <a href='javascript:parent.ComposeTo("kosskesh%40bassmotorsports.com", "");'>kosskesh@bassmotorsports.com</a>&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; To: <a href='javascript:parent.ComposeTo("csufgurl%40aol.com", "");'>csufgurl@aol.com</a>&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; Sent: Sun, 11 Feb 2007 7:22 PM&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; Subject: Re: idiots&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; hahah,,,very good one&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; i thought foe show i would see a few about your fellow employees  &gt; or &gt; employer!&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; Quoting <a href='javascript:parent.ComposeTo("csufgurl%40aol.com", "");'>csufgurl@aol.com</a>:&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; Number One Idiot of 2006&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; the&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; she&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; the&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; into&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; happened&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; to&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; emergency room right away.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Number Two Idiot of 2006&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; steal a&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; out of&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; river,&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; out&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; Boeing.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; Number Three Idiot of 2006&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; Branch&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; worry that smeone had seen him write the note and might call the&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; police&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; and&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; Fargo&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; wasn't&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; his&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; and&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; go&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said,&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; "OK" and&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; back&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; at Bank of America.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; anyway.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; &amp;t;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; Number Four Idiot of 2006&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; measured&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; the&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; sent&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; received&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; of&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; Smartass... but you still get a sign&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; Number Five Idiot of 2006&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; all of&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; bag,&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag a&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; well,&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; over&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; to him&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; clerk&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; put the&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; The&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; the&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; robber that she got off the license. They arrested the robber two&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; hours&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; later.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; This guy definitely needs a sign.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; Idiot Number Six of 2006&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; moved,&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; the startled first bandit shot him.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; This guy doesn't even deserve a sign&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; Idiot Number Seven of 2006&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; that&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; some&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; head&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt; unconscious.&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole&nbsp;<br>

&gt;  &gt; &gt;&gt; event was caught on videotape. Yep, here's your sign.&nbsp;<br>

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